thank you god for setting me straight

God hates me. Simple as that. After seeing shannon lose hu to that guy as a 6000:1 fav, I thought that he was the most unlucky good player alive. God disproved me today, letting me know again that that is my title. I got 2 outered in the mtt today, which is very normal. I watched dave win his mtt for a nice 14k or something like that. So, as of now, shannon has won 25k, dave has won 14k, nate has won 20k in mtt seats, I dont think Reed has won anything but he hasnt played much, and I have won nothing. This live poker thing obviously isnt for me...and the truth hurts. I decided to do the only thing I thought i knew how to do, $215 sngs, and ended up going 2/0/1/20 for a $2500ish loss. I obviously suck at that too. So...im going to go to sleep, sleep all day tomorrow, wake up the next day, go home, and try to not kill myself.